Monday, January 23, 2017

SAKIT BES

May nakita kang bagong pic na nakatag si ex sa facebook. Kilick mo yung profile ng nag-upload. Hinanap yung ibang album na kasama si ex. Tapos ngayon masasaktan ka kasi nakita mong buntis na si ex at malamang may asawa narin sya. Hays.

Thursday, August 04, 2016

QUICK NOTES

Paano kaya makakascore sa bet mong new hire kung halos buong project e alam na may syota ka na?

Asking for a friend.

Thanks

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

OPEN LETTER # 98

Dear Girls na mahilig magsuot ng pekpek shorts,

Sana naman kung magsusuot kayo ng ganyang kaiksing shorts, make sure naman na kaaya-aya yung makikita namin. Iba yung sexy sa malaswa pero mas iba yung NAKAKADIRI. Baka gusto nyo naman magpableach ng kuyukot bago lumandi.

Kindly make our sins worth it.

Thanks

Eligadz

Thursday, June 16, 2016

New Found Love (may maipost lang)

Secret phrase sa KFC: "Spaghetti with junior zinger. Penge pong ketchup."

Sunday, April 10, 2016